Donald Trump Enters US Presidential Race – Political Satirists Rejoice

Donald Trump Enters US Presidential Race – Political Satirists Rejoice

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Mr. Trump is in...

Mr. Trump is in…

Renowned gas-bag and shameless self-promotion expert, Donald Trump, has once again thrown himself into the race for the US Presidency. Running against a large group of intelligent competitors, Mr. Trump’s entry into the race has been welcomed by comedy writers and political satirists the world over.

In the lobby of his gauche Trump Towers, Mr. Trump received the rapturous applause of a no-doubt carefully cultivated audience. After pledging that he would be “the greatest jobs president that God ever created,” Mr. Trump launched into a series of voracious attacks on all that was holy.

“When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time, all the time,” Mr. Trump asked. Later, his not-so-focused attention turned to the sensitive issue of border relations with Mexico. “I will build a great wall. And nobody does walls better than me. Very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will have Mexico pay for that wall,” he mugged.

A reality TV star and property development heir, Donald Trump has long fostered ambitions of political greatness. After several failed attempts at launching a presidential bid (his last campaign ended in withdrawal and several credibility crushing gaffes), Mr. Trump is perhaps more driven by his incessant need to sway the debate and insert himself into the news of the day. In fact, ‘the Donald’s’ more ardent critics are sure this campaign will result in little more than free publicity for the tycoon’s flagship reality series.

Despite these claims, it’s clear that the billionaire intends to run in 2016. Mr. Trump’s considerable fortune means that, unlike his fellow Republicans, he is not beholden to large donors and big-business contributors. But analysts and political insiders say that Mr. Trump’s abrasive and sometimes-loony policies will do all the talking.

To prove the point, here are some of Mr. Trump’s recent Tweets…

I cannot believe how bad Jeb Bush looks with his insane answer on Iraq, and then his numerous corrections which made him look even worse. – Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 15, 2015

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. - Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012

I am being proven right about massive vaccinations—the doctors lied. Save our children & their future. - Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 3, 2014

Ebola patient will be brought to the U.S. in a few days – now I know for sure that our leaders are incompetent. KEEP THEM OUT OF HERE! – Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 1, 2014

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